Miss Macchiato

Better than the latest Terminator!

“Did someone say ‘Cheetos’?”

Last night I finally synced my iPod up to my computer and even bought a couple of new things to go on it. In the morning, I grabbed my iPod and took a look at the list — I don’t know why, but I ended up with a couple of things on there that [...]

I just read this on CNN.com, and it was almost as if I was reading a page from my own diary.

My Biological Clock is Broken

My family has always been late on the technological upswing. Case in point, my mother told me that she and my dad had just ordered cable television. As a kid, our first television was barely color. My brother had broken off the rabbit ears in the back when he was a curious [...]

LOVE THIS!

If this wasn’t already up to $152, I would buy this — but I’m not saying who I would inflict this upon.

eBay: Drive Someone Insane with Postcards

In case you can’t click the link, here is what the item description says:

You are bidding on a rare chance to traumatize a treasured friend or relative with baffling, [...]

One year ago, Tom and I bought our first house. It needed some minor fixing — tacky wallpaper in the dining room and kitchen needed to go, wallpaper in the downstairs half-bath needed to go, the kitchen cabinets are old and dated, and the master bedroom is painted with a hideous neon yellow. [...]

“Call me old school, but kids need to eat. And not just once a day – you’ve got to feed them twice a day!”

This morning, I woke up on time but got out of bed late. Story of my life. Before I left the house, there was no time to make coffee, and that’s fine because I can grab a cup of Java City’s daily flavor downstairs in the cafeteria. No problem.

I get down to [...]