Archive for the 'Humor' Category
On the Boob Tube: That Mitchell & Webb Look
Tom and I have been discussing canceling our cable. After a long discussion, we determined our DVR is currently set to record three different kinds of programs:
Programs we like (10%) Programs we watch when there’s nothing else to watch (15%) Programs we thought the other person liked so we sit through them and pretend to be happy [...]
The Rules
Tom’s been listening to a new online music station called thesixtyone.com. One of the songs he heard had a funny accompanying image with it and he sent it to me. So funny. Had to share.
The End (of a Worship Ministry)
I knew it. I just knew. On Saturday night, I posted to twitter “My Sunday worship set is done”. It seemed like such an innocuous comment at the time, but a couple of hours later I had a real funny feeling. For no reason at all, I went back to my account and re-read what [...]
It’s a Frap!
Full of win.
Husband Down
A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart. The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart.
“What do you think you’re doing?” Asks the wife.
“They’re on sale, only $10 for 24 cans,” he replies.
“Put them back, we can’t afford them,” demands the wife, and so they carry [...]
Sense of Hummer?
I don’t normally like to share work related stuff, but this was too good to pass up.
Tonight, my boss is participating in a Q&A session. The director who is coordinating this event asked, via her assistant, to find out what my boss, as well as a VP who is also participating in the event, [...]
Hellgate Fail
I know what you’re thinking: AGAIN?
Yeah, and unfortunately I don’t have any screenshots. As I said earlier, I’ve been wanting to play some new games and have been tinkering around with a few others. Inexplicably, I loaded up Hellgate again. And every day, Tom would say, “Oh, so you’re playing that game that [...]
First Grade Proverbs
This was emailed to me — I have no idea if it’s authentic or not, but it’s funny so I had to share.
“A First Grade school teacher had twenty-six students in her class. She presented each child in her classroom the 1st half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with [...]
Movies in Minutes – Saw 12
I’ve become a You Tube addict. Here’s something funny by Ryan Higa, a dude I subscribe to. Sometimes he comes out with “Movies in Minutes”, his own take on movies that don’t last more than 3 minutes. The one for Saw is pretty funny.
“I love Monopoly – just putting it out there.”