Look upon the faces of annoyance, personified:

I was driving to work a couple of weeks ago when this song came on the radio. I couldn’t turn the channel fast enough – I was blindsided by the most horrible song ever to be released in the last decade. That whole “ah la la la, ah la la la” makes me want to club them both like baby seals. This song is so bad I almost drove into the median. It’s no wonder criminals were shipped off to Australia — today, their offspring are still creating crimes against humanity. What is freaking wrong with people that they’re actually playing this on the air? Who actually finds this enjoyable? I want to kill myself every time I hear it.

At first I thought I could actually tolerate the song, but no. Remember the movie “Zoolander”? Every time they played “Relax”, Zoolander would snap and try to kill people. That’s how I feel every time we get to the “ah, la la la, ah, la, la la” part of this song — I just want to go all Zoolander.